...was driving rather recklessly down the expressway. Thankfully, Officer Ignatius Cole Uranus (or I.C. Uranus for short) happened to catch this pastor driving. Needless to say, the pastor was pulled aside.
Officer Uranus (cue British accent): Sir, you have been driving rather carelessly. Mind if I administer the breath test?
Just then, when the pastor walks out of his car, he carried out a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc with him. Smelling a rat, Officer Uranus interjected, "Sir, have you been drinking while driving?"
The pastor thought fast. After about half a minute or so, he said, "What are you talking about, laddie? 'Tis a bottle of water i have here in my hand." (Apparently he's Irish)
Officer Uranus said, "Sir, may I see the bottle?"
Of course, the pastor had no choice but to hand it over.
It turned out that it wasn't water but real Sauvignon Blanc.
"Well, what can you say about yourself, sir?" enquired Officer Uranus upon his discovery.
The Pastor thought for a while. Suddenly, his face lit up. "By God," he exclaimed, "he's done it again!"
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